Does you know 'bout dat chile dat
he 'uz gwyne to chop in two?"
"Yes, the widow told me all about it."
"WELL, den! Warn' dat de beatenes' notion in de
worl'? You jes' take en look at it a minute. Dah's
de stump, dah - dat's one er de women; heah's you
- dat's de yuther one; I's
Sollermun; en
dish yer
dollar bill's de chile.